This chain of happiness is unique, nothing else ever gave me the same kind of elevated mood.
No need to go out on a bad hair day, you can hide behind your computer, far more effective than sunglasses.
Can’t beat that!
Ordering – hilarious, 1st step of excitement kicks in
Delivery – feeling very excited, can’t wait to unbox
Reading – pure delight, feeling very smart and sophisticated; still excited, goosebumps
Aftermath – very happy, found it + made it mine + learned so much = great accomplishment

Therefore incredibly proud of myself!
You can’t beat buying books, because buying food sucks!
Had to try it though…
Bought crackers the other day:
Curious – packaging looks good, crackers in cute shapes, gonna try this new brand
Drop it into cart – don’t feel much excitement actually
Reading ingredients – suddenly I feel very dizzy, collapsing on kitchen floor, few hours later found the courage to take a bite
Aftermath – don’t appreciate the taste, can’t get rid of it though, already tried: gin, vodka, and whisky
I’m glad it worked out for others – the dog on the packaging looks very happy.
I’ll go back to buying books – they feed me so much more I feel!

I like your thought process!
Thank you, dear! I really appreciate that.
Smashing. Like minds can’t go wrong.
Thank you, dearest – I fully support you on this one – and probably on any other obsession, too! Just give me a shout.
I feel exactly the same way! Adding to my wish list and shopping on Amazon is becoming an addiction, but nothing beats finding that gold mine of new books in the mailbox!!
Buying books is such a worthy cause, don’t be bashful about it, dear.