Happy Birthday Alan Rickman – What A Glorious Day Now & Then

Alan Rickman is alleged to be hatched by a phoenix  from a golden egg.

This rumor was around for a while (probably launched by Jo Rowling).

This was  doubted by many, refusing to believe Alan would burst into flames and be reborn from the ashes.

He’s undeniable hot though!

Personally, I don’t care as for me Alan is immortal, anyway.

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Wikipedia says he was born

in London and will celebrate

his 67th Birthday today.

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As we all know Alan is one of the finest actors, directors and human beings on this planet.Those who don’t know – shame on you!

But I’m here to help, it’s never to late to educate yourself. I live by that.

Since I’ve started to stalk  show intensive interest in his – well let’s just say career – I’ve learned an awful lot of things.

5 Steps for wannabe Rickmaniacs

 1  If you ever bump into him never under any circumstances address him as Professor Snape - you won’t be lucky enough to receive the Avada Kedavra Curse, you’d only whish.

2  Be aware that the obsession for Alan Rickman is contagious - I’m just sayin’ (if you’re the jealous type you might want to keep away your girlfriend or boyfriend from Alan related material)

3  You really need to be certain about your priorities – I’d turn right like every red-blooded Rickmaniac!

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4  A sure sign you’re on your way to be a Rickmaniac is when all items on your bucket list say: meet Alan Rickman.

5  There are 7  Easter Eggs on this page the good ones are harder to find (obviously) – some more extra fun for all Rickmaniacs - good luck.

Happy Birthday Alan Rickman!

I’ll go and find out how to put 67 candles on a cupcake…

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Valentine’s Day With Alan Rickman

Oh Turber, how lucky can you get!?

Found a 12-year-old fortune cookie – had a weird color.

I don’t think green is a good color for fortune cookies.

It said:

“Today you will meet the love of your life”

Didn’t want to push my luck – so, I ate it.

Was a good idea 15 min later I saw Cupid approaching me.

Telling me to follow him, he’d lead me to Alan Rickman.

Was a blissful night out!

I picked Alan up in front of the movie theatre.

We went to a burlesque show and ended up in a drag club later.

Last thing I remember is the special cocktail of the house,  the barkeeper started to provide us with.

Every drink came with an extra bucket to the table.

VIP treatment I guess.

Although they refused to give them for free.

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The best Valentine’s Day of my life!

Woke up the next morning clutching this movie poster to my heart.

How sweet of him leaving a souvenir for me, probably didn’t want to wake me up before leaving.

Wonder why he didn’t leave me a note or at least sign the poster?

Phone rings, unfortunately not Alan.

Cinema manager yell’s at me while I try to explain, that the fortune cookie was right.

Neglected the other love of my life for too long.

Thank God my waffle iron is never mad at me.

I wonder if Alan likes waffles? Next time I’ll be prepared!

Maybe he’ll stay then for breakfast.

Back From Tibet – But Still Fighting For Buddhism Based On Alan Rickman

Just returned from my self-discovery trip to Tibet.

Was real tough, almost became a Buddhist!

Stepped back from that idea after a couple of monks tried to slay me.

Still trying to figure out what upset them so much, these guys are supposed to be peaceful souls right?

I think my idea of conveying a whole new branch of Buddhism arround the glory of having Alan Rickman on this planet might have  failed.

Although I’m not sure yet, I hope they give it a thought, as soon as they calm down a bit.

It started out so good, armed with my backpack and diary, invited by a bunch of monks to stay at the monastery.

Water had a funny color, taste was most interesting, couldn’t take the rice though, caused terrible stomach ache.

Made a lot of friends – fright of cockroaches and huge bugs practically gone.

Gold everywhere, scraped bits off whenever I could, for souvenir purposes.

Must admit had trouble though discovering myself – I blame the lack of internet access for that.

Monks didn’t empathize with me on this. Felt it was time for my:

“Why Alan Rickman is so divine”-lecture

Was a disaster, caused almost a riot.

Again, I blame lack of internet for that.

Six month of backpacking sucks, if there is no internet access anywhere!

What I’ve learned:

I don’t want to live without internet ever again.

Don’t trust a monk with a torch.

Adoring Alan Rickman will unite people some day.

Ode To Alan Rickman

Alan Sidney Patrick Rickman – alright that was the poetic part!

You want more? No problem – I got some more good stuff.

Sonnet 130 even if you don’t care about it – the voice is the treat.

I’d say that’s Shakespeare at its best!

Now the facts:

Actor, director,  genius artist. No doubt, he’s dripping with talent and  - probably lots of saliva, too (Fans massively drooling over him all the time).

He’s teaching the world compassion – not only through his numerous charity activities – thanks to Alan, people now feel sorry for dark wizards with no friends.

Mostly unknown facts:

According to him, he’s a nice guy and doesn’t play bad people – only interesting characters.

Compassion! You see Hans Gruber, The Sheriff of Nottingham, and Judge Turpin are not bad – only seriously misunderstood.

He’s still naughty, though!

You want a proof? Click here

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Now, tell me you don’t adore him …

Don’t fight it – you know you can’t resist Alan Rickman.

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I leave you to your dreams now!

Follow Me Into The Darkness Of My Mind

If you’re anything like me you probably torture what you love.

I love my followers!

Yes, that’s right now it’s gettin’ nasty..

I’ve been given another award!

It’s a shock – I know. Don’t panic! There are good news, too.

This will be the last one, for two reasons:

1) I’m tired of receiving orange stuff

2) This one probably traumatised me for good.

You wanna know who you should blame thank? This way: luckyluwi + Lynn

We all know the drill – don’t we?

Answer some questions about yourself.

Pick 10 other victims for this award.

Scare the hell out of ‘em by letting them know it’s their turn now.

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Just in case you’re wondering why my award looks different – I have orange issues as you might well know.

If you don’t know what I’m talking about – this way to enlightenment.

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1. What is your favorite color? Look at my blog and guess
2. What is your favorite animal? Fish (so versatile, look good, taste good)
3. What is your favorite number? 66 next year probably 67 (click here for the reason)
4. What is your favorite non-alcoholic drink? Water (I use it for everything, even bathe in it)
5. Do you prefer Facebook or Twitter? Obviously WordPress (I’m corrupted by the awards)
6. What is your passion? Alan Rickman, Alan Rickman, Alan …
7. Do you prefer getting or giving presents? I prefer getting presents that don’t suck (if they do, I prefer giving them those in need)
8. What is your favorite pattern? Wake up – kill time – go to bed – wake up …
9. What is your favorite day of the week? The one I’ll get picked up by the mothership
10. Favorite flower? Audrey II (from Little Shop of Horrors)

Gonna announce the new victims – heaven help them all.

http://thedailygraff.com

http://paradisevslife.wordpress.com

http://chrissyadventures.wordpress.com

http://patsytomkins.com

http://kateshrewsday.com

http://mylifeworthliving.com

http://ohmymuse.wordpress.com

http://sleepandsalami.wordpress.com

http://therealmofgreen.wordpress.com

http://thestayathomephilosopher.wordpress.com

Orangeness

I don’t mind orange on carrots, tangerines, or kumquats.

It’s a healthy color on them, but on everything else it can be a nightmare!

Do I have issues with orange?

Certainly, you would too if it happened to you.

Take a look at this: inacceptable orangeness

I still can’t believe it was made color of the year!

Yes, in the year of 2012 we face Tangerine Tango as the main enemy, I think – life can be so cruel, sooo very cruel.

Does anyone else think it might be a little careless?

As if we don’t have enough problems already:

2012 Mayans predicted the end (nobody knows the end of what).

I still didn’t have a chance to meet Alan Rickman.

I haven’t been to Disney World yet (that’s a quicker way of world traveling, and cheaper, if you resist buying merchandise).

But I’ve been dreaming about a trip last night:

I dreamt, I was on a ship, when it began sinking I got contemplative.

I had a hard decision to make.

Would I be able to get over my grudge with orange?

I dearly loathe it – should I betray my principles?

Could I live on with that shame?

When they were giving out the life vests - I declined.

I don’t wanna die, while wearing orange!

The Versatile Blogger Award – Yes I’m The Chosen One

EllaDee, this way to her abode

http://elladeewords.wordpress.com

has been sweet enough to nominate me for a Versatile Blogger Award!

I admit, it took me a while to get the gist, though.

As I understand it, the rules for accepting this award are as follows:

1. Thank the award-givers and link back to them in your post.

(No problem – piece of cake – done!)

2. Share 7 things about yourself.

(Damn, I knew there’s a fly in the ointment!)

3. Pass this award along to 15 or 20 of your favorite bloggers.

(Yes, I can do that – it’s always a good feelin’ to spread the love!)

4. Contact your chosen bloggers to let them know about the award.

(There goes my day and what’s left of my sanity!

Sometimes you gotta work hard for the money award.)

I’ve never even dreamed this would ever happen to me.

Dirt about me:

1. I consider myself a human being – on good days.

2. I do not believe in regret – I pity those who do – I go with denial.

3. I am not insensitive – only people who don’t understand me claim that.

4. I do admit I’m weird, sometimes, okay most of the time – but I’m mostly harmless.

5. I heard fame is very hard to deal with – I don’t care – I’d embrace anything that brings me closer to Alan Rickman (Now, that I’ve won my first award I’m on the right way I think, from here it’s just a small step to an Oscar.)

6. I can’t stand it when I run out of Fortune Cookies – how can anyone live without their wisdom?

7. I feel so dirty right now, I never thought I’d make so many confessions – without having slept with you first, at least.

Other Bloggers you might want to

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http://westendsingleton.wordpress.com/

http://london-survival.com/

http://yoyodyne.wordpress.com/

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http://dederants.wordpress.com/

http://faymoore.wordpress.com/

http://sherryfowlerchancellor.wordpress.com/

http://gimmeyummy.wordpress.com/

http://unlikelyexplanations.com/

http://youvebeenhooked.wordpress.com/

http://ronyaroshauthor.com/

http://belleofthecarnival.com/

http://magsx2.wordpress.com/

http://edwardhotspur.wordpress.com/

Anyway, cheer up folks, you just won yourselves a splendid award!

Happy Birthday Alan Rickman – 66 Reasons To Adore Him

Best wishes to Alan Rickman, a very talented artist

and a damn hot fella.

1. Look at that smile – how could anyone resist

2. Talent

3. Genius

4.  Inspiration for so many of us

5. THE VOICE

 6. Badass and Nice Guy – two in one, how cool is that

7. Has standards – as well as setting them

8.  Funny – good sense of humor contributes to his tremendous  charm

9. Naughty – check out Seminar, if you don’t believe me

10. Getting hotter with each year

11. He’s universally loved – guys

confess they adore him

Reason 11. to 66 . is always the same

OBSESSION

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ALAN RICKMAN

Valentine’s Day – Blessing Or Curse

So you are not hot, gorgeous, rich and famous like him,

which would mean

people would give their right arm

to get laid by you.

Neither are you sexy, irresitible, rich and famous like her,

which would mean

you could practically seduce

any living thing on this planet.

Welcome to Broken-Heart-Alley

Valentine’s Day or candy-coated misery (as some may refer to it), can be tough and even painful for neglected creatures.

You: Be my Valentine!

Other Person: Be your own Valentine, I’m busy!!!

So, now you need to be absolutely honest about your feelings, if you don’t you might end up as one of this crazy cat people.

Answer the question below, that will give you a first clue and determine the state of your derangement. Besides it will show you how many other people share the same fate. You might want to do this for your own good.

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By now you know whether you are a happy camper or not.

For those of you living a life full of joy – Happy Valentine’s Day!

The rest, stay tuned there is hope and help will be provided.

No, no close the window you won’t jump out, you gonna have an appointment with Dr. Turber soon…

Alan Rickman, Thanks To New Photos, Has Officially Destroyed My Ovaries

Reblogged from From Slacker To Scribe:

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There are two more on photographer Carlos Lumiere's site under the Portraiture category.

I just stumbled onto these via Tumblr a few minutes ago, and upon first sight, my ovaries packed up and left.

P.S. It's lovely to see Alan in that hat. UNF.

P.S.S. IDGAF if he'll be 66 on Feb. 21... he's EFFING HAWT.

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Just had to have this awesomeness on my blog, hope you enjoy as much as I do...