Alan Sidney Patrick Rickman – alright that was the poetic part!
You want more? No problem – I got some more good stuff.
Sonnet 130 even if you don’t care about it – the voice is the treat.
I’d say that’s Shakespeare at its best!
Now the facts:
Actor, director, genius artist. No doubt, he’s dripping with talent and - probably lots of saliva, too (Fans massively drooling over him all the time).
He’s teaching the world compassion – not only through his numerous charity activities – thanks to Alan, people now feel sorry for dark wizards with no friends.
Mostly unknown facts:
According to him, he’s a nice guy and doesn’t play bad people – only interesting characters.
Compassion! You see Hans Gruber, The Sheriff of Nottingham, and Judge Turpin are not bad – only seriously misunderstood.
Home of the desperate, shelter for the disappointed, place for pissed ones.
You are furious?
Mad about the injustice that Alan Rickman isn’t even nominated for the Oscar?
Then you came to the right place!
Just follow my 10-Step-Get-Well-Soon-Program-For-Rickmaniacs and you will survive.
Step 1: First of all, it’s not the end of the world – it only feels like that, it’ll pass – try to breathe.
While your at it inhale this:
Step 2: Resist to eat!
If you shove in too much ice cream, candy and cake into your mouth, it won’t fill the emptiness and remember sorrows don’t drown – they can swim – stay away from booze, too!
Have some tea with Alan instead:
Step 3: Primal scream therapy
Scream, as loud as you can, you’ll feel better, promise.
In case you’ve sensitive neighbors, or other insensitive people, who do not share your pain, scream into your pillow, or if it’s already wet from your tears, the nearest woods will do.
Step 4: Let’s have a bit of a think.
Incredibly talented. – Yes
Very smart. – Yes
Intriguing personality. – Yes
Handsome (almost too much to handle in fact). – Absolutely
So let’s say he’s the total package.
There is no need to feel sorry for him!
Step 5: Dance with Alan – he’s even (almost) singing for you.
Listen to that soft silky voice and tell me you don’t want to Foxtrot, Tango, Quickstep, Samba…
Refuse to dance? I don’t think so!
Step 6: Confess that the obsession with Alan Rickman is bigger than you.
I hereby confess, there is no other Rickman than Alan, and I will worship him forever.
Amen!
Step 7: Call yourself a Rickmaniac and be proud of it.
I confess I became a Rickmaniac, long before I knew that there were so many delicious Sites to feed that obsession. Rickmaniac’s Confessions is my very favorite.
This is definitely true in my opinion, but I would also take them both, just in order to avoid offending one of those gorgeous creatures.
Alan Sidney Patrick Rickman – alright that was the poetic part!
Actor, director, genius artist. No doubt, he’s dripping with talent and - probably lots of saliva, too (Fans massively drooling over him all the time).
