An apple a day keep’s the doctor away. Had 10 today couldn’t notice any repelling effect.
Does that make me a looser? I don’t know you tell me!
Tag Archives: Failure
Things I Don’t Get – Good Help
Things that needed to be done – the results I ended up with
Picture by tinou bao
The laundry – drowned carpets and spiders, because of the flood I caused
The dishes – less dishes to do in future, due to reduced amount of plates, cups, bowls (may they rest in peace)
The dinner – unhealthy fumes in the kitchen, walls went slightly grey (can an oven burn itself up, too?), anyway the lasagna tasted very smoky and a bit rubbery
The grocery shopping – got enough chips to party every day til doomsday, unfortunately no water, fruits or vegetables, although I guess, I could easily substitute the fruits and veggies with gummy bears (they got all the colors)
Do I need help?
Certainly, I do!
Unfortunaltely can’t afford servants…
Things I Don’t Get – A Good Night’s Sleep
Picture by tinou bao
A good night’s sleep without a nightmare.
