The Lost Signs will be revealed - now!
You are different?
Astrologers claim you are Gemini – but the two of you disagree?
Stop torturing yourself! It’s time for reevaluation…
|Octopus||Water||Cuddly||Mole, Whimperer, Zombie|
|Bat||Air||Sucker||Turtle, Vagabond, Hag|
|Mole||Earth||Tunnel Visioned||Octopus, Zombie, Whimperer|
|Turtle||Fire||Sulky||Bat, Hag, Vagabond|
|Hag||Fire||Heretical||Vagabond, Turtle, Bat|
|Whimperer||Water||Soggy||Zombie, Octopus, Mole|
|Vagabond||Air||Sleazy||Hag, Bat, Turtle|
|Zombie||Earth||Survivor||Whimperer, Mole, Octopus|
You want to scream: Help I’m a Hag!
Calm down - relax. Medieval times are over no one’s gonna burn you at the stake.
Far from it, you probably get your own TV-Show (I can’t guarantee they won’t burn you, if it’s reality TV).
You suspect your spouse to be a Zombie?
Well, if you were hoping for an inheritance soon, I have to disappoint you they tend to live forever.
Go for a Turtle next time they sometimes have been declared for dead after retreating to their shell – chances they won’t come out again are pretty good.