Not another calendar!!!
Have mercy on me, I became heavily allergic to calendars.
I don’t want any calendars,
I don’t need more calendars,
I don’t know what to do with
the tons of calendars, I get every fucking Christmas.
Is there a message behind it? – I don’t get it!
All I know is, Christmas was always a nightmare for me, and now I do fear getting presents at all, because I know there will be at least one calendar among them.
Please, Santa I’ll promise you anything you want, but don’t get me another calendar for the rest of my life.
I am so scared of tomorrow…