No Oscar Any Time Soon For Alan Rickman – 10 Step Program

Welcome to the Help Camp!

Home of the desperate, shelter for the disappointed, place for pissed ones.

You are furious?

Mad about the injustice that Alan Rickman isn’t even nominated for the Oscar?

Then you came to the right place!

Just follow my 10-Step-Get-Well-Soon-Program-For-Rickmaniacs and you will survive.

Step 1: First of all, it’s not the end of the world – it only feels like that, it’ll pass – try to breathe.

While your at it inhale this:

Step 2: Resist to eat!

If you shove in too much ice cream, candy and cake into your mouth, it won’t fill the emptiness and remember sorrows don’t drown – they can swim – stay away from booze, too!

Have some tea with Alan instead:

Step 3: Primal scream therapy

Scream, as loud as you can, you’ll feel better, promise.

In case you’ve sensitive neighbors, or other insensitive people, who do not share your pain, scream into your pillow, or if it’s already wet from your tears, the nearest woods will do.

Step 4: Let’s have a bit of a think.

Incredibly talented. – Yes

Very smart. – Yes

Intriguing personality. – Yes

Handsome (almost too much to handle in fact). – Absolutely

So let’s say he’s the total package.

There is no need to feel sorry for him!

Step 5: Dance with Alan – he’s even (almost) singing for you.

Listen to that soft silky voice and tell me you don’t want to Foxtrot, Tango, Quickstep, Samba…

Refuse to dance? I don’t think so!

Step 6: Confess that the obsession with Alan Rickman is bigger than you.

I hereby confess, there is no other Rickman than Alan, and I will worship him forever.


Step 7: Call yourself a Rickmaniac and be proud of it.

You are not alone!

Injustice! Alan Rickman should have been nominated for Oscars

For the love of Alan Rickman

Step 8: Find a way back to life.

Path to enlightenment.

Step 9: Take full responsibility.

You are sad and you have the goddamn right to be.

Step 10: Ask for help!

I’m there for you, I understand, I share your pain.

Don’t hesitate to let me know.

Be aware of the fact:

He doesn’t need a naked bald guy in gold coating to be gorgeous, he already is.

By the way, he has the sexiest hair in the world himself, so whatever you do – don’t panic!

10 thoughts on “No Oscar Any Time Soon For Alan Rickman – 10 Step Program

  1. I do love Alan Rickman! Let me count thee ways…

    • Turber says:

      Yes dear, it is very healthy to express one’s feelings. And you’re with friends, we all do love Alan in many ways, feel free to provide new ways, of which we might have not thought yet. 🙂

  2. S.G. says:

    Alan Rickman is my favourite actor and I was very angry when I found out that he hadn’t been nominated. This anger was made worse when I found that Jonah Hill had been nominated. I’m going to follow your ten-step program, but I’m adding an eleventh step:

    I’M NEVER WATCHING THE OSCARS AGAIN. I mean it. I’m not going to waste my time on a meaningless awards ceremony that awards mediocrity over greatest and whose quality has been steadily declining since its conception.

    • Turber says:

      Absolutely, you’re doing very well, dear. Besides, the ten-step program is an instant emergency remedy, but it can be of course extended. I like your eleventh step – that’s the right spirit! 🙂

  3. Lynn says:

    I do believe that Alan has got already the best award in this world and that is YOU!
    You are a great fan of him and that is the best thing can happen to an actor.;)

  4. He is so very haut!!!

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