Strange town never been here before. Nobody else here, that’s weird.
Thank god I never travel without my waffle iron.
Need to pray, looking for a chapel, temple, anything nearby would be fine.
Found an abandoned conservatory It’ll do.
Fall on my knees immediately.
Wasn’t a good idea, broken glass everywhere.
Clasping my waffle iron, begging for mercy.
I awake screamingly, relieved it was only a dream.
What the hell happened to my knees?