So you are not hot, gorgeous, rich and famous like him,
which would mean
people would give their right arm
to get laid by you.
Neither are you sexy, irresitible, rich and famous like her,
which would mean
you could practically seduce
any living thing on this planet.
Welcome to Broken-Heart-Alley
Valentine’s Day or candy-coated misery (as some may refer to it), can be tough and even painful for neglected creatures.
You: Be my Valentine!
Other Person: Be your own Valentine, I’m busy!!!
So, now you need to be absolutely honest about your feelings, if you don’t you might end up as one of this crazy cat people.
Answer the question below, that will give you a first clue and determine the state of your derangement. Besides it will show you how many other people share the same fate. You might want to do this for your own good.
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By now you know whether you are a happy camper or not.
For those of you living a life full of joy – Happy Valentine’s Day!
The rest, stay tuned there is hope and help will be provided.
No, no close the window you won’t jump out, you gonna have an appointment with Dr. Turber soon…
Looser Or Not 
I am an outrageous and freak one who doesn’t want to be loved for just one day,that’s why I feel in this sort of long lasting teenage state.
Hey Lynn, I do love freaks – I’m a freak, too! 🙂
Are you? I didn’t noticed…:)
Yes, dear I am and I’m proud of it! 😀
sorry..I didn’t notice(I have problems with my tongue..
No, need to be sorry, I’m sure your tongue is alright (attention this is a joke!;)) I have a weird sense of humor, I guess, the best thing you can do is: Not take my stuff too serious. 🙂 Just have fun, you can laugh with me or about me – your decision. LOL 🙂
With you of course.
By the way,I hope your ovaries are in the right place by now..
That’s nice of you, thanks. The post about Alan and the ovaries was not from me it was an other blogger (DeDeRants), I only reblogged it. So, maybe you should ask her?! I just had an heart attack, when I saw Alan on that picture, but I’m O.K. now. 🙂
Oh!! I understand.In any case it is understandable be carried away by Alan’s enchantment.
Yes, he’s irresistibel!!! 🙂
Do you know that he was born on the same date than me?:)
Oh, that’s awesome! Your Birthday is on next Tuesday? Well, you can be sure I won’t forget – you’ll get a little surprise… 😉
Ha ha ha!! That sounds lovely.
What about Alan Rickman reading a poem?
Do you want me to write a poem???
Oh ,that sounds even better….;)
I’ll see what I can do, but I can’t promise anything, of course. But it’s really cool to have Birthday on Alan’s B-Day, I think therefore I feel the need to honor it. 🙂
Cheers!!
Thank you for posting a picture of Alan Rickman! ❤
Of course, since Alan is better than chocolate 😉
Different – and why not? 🙂
It’s not a shame to be different – it’s a privilege! 😀