Voices In My Head – The Voice Of Reason

You shouldn’t eat only ice cream throughout the whole day.

Why not, it’s just sitting in the freezer.

Don’t waste food, dear.

Yeah, you shouldn’t risk that it’s going bad.

Shut the fuck up, I know what I’m doing! 911 – I guess, I need an ambulance, please trace this call back.

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10 thoughts on “Voices In My Head – The Voice Of Reason

  1. Laura says:

    You really shouldn’t eat just ice cream. You should eat a balanced diet that includes selections from the ice cream, hot fudge, and whipped cream food groups.

    • Turber says:

      You are so right! I love it when people care – especially about me. Next time I’ll be a lot more selective and make sure I’ve consumed enough different stuff before the intoxication sets in. 😀

    • i laughed so hard i choked, sounds like your head is taking notes from mine!! great blog – thanks for letting me stop by!

      btw – what the hell is an alan rickman?

      • Turber says:

        Ahhh, glad you asked! I’d love to fill you in! Alan Rickman is an heavenly creature, that a lot of people adore. There is quite a bit of stuff from him on my blog (scroll down on the sidebar, you’ll see the tags, click on Alan Rickman, you’ll see all my posts about him there). Enjoy but be careful serious drooling over the keyboard – does no good to your computer. 😉

  2. Sauce Boss says:

    Thanks so much for stopping by my blog 🙂 And god bless Alan Rickman!!

  3. lexiconlover says:

    get out of my head, these are MY voices…lol

  4. popcorn, ice cream, gum drops (the big ones), pepsi, cheetos (not the puffed ones), old crow (do not dilute with pepsi)
    ignore the voices.

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