Things that needed to be done – the results I ended up with
The laundry – drowned carpets and spiders, because of the flood I caused
The dishes – less dishes to do in future, due to reduced amount of plates, cups, bowls (may they rest in peace)
The dinner – unhealthy fumes in the kitchen, walls went slightly grey (can an oven burn itself up, too?), anyway the lasagna tasted very smoky and a bit rubbery
The grocery shopping – got enough chips to party every day til doomsday, unfortunately no water, fruits or vegetables, although I guess, I could easily substitute the fruits and veggies with gummy bears (they got all the colors)
Do I need help?
Certainly, I do!
Unfortunaltely can’t afford servants…