Welcome to the Help Camp!
Home of the desperate, shelter for the disappointed, place for pissed ones.
You are furious?
Mad about the injustice that Alan Rickman isn’t even nominated for the Oscar?
Then you came to the right place!
Just follow my 10-Step-Get-Well-Soon-Program-For-Rickmaniacs and you will survive.
Step 1: First of all, it’s not the end of the world – it only feels like that, it’ll pass – try to breathe.
While your at it inhale this:
Step 2: Resist to eat!
If you shove in too much ice cream, candy and cake into your mouth, it won’t fill the emptiness and remember sorrows don’t drown – they can swim – stay away from booze, too!
Have some tea with Alan instead:
Step 3: Primal scream therapy
Scream, as loud as you can, you’ll feel better, promise.
In case you’ve sensitive neighbors, or other insensitive people, who do not share your pain, scream into your pillow, or if it’s already wet from your tears, the nearest woods will do.
Step 4: Let’s have a bit of a think.
Incredibly talented. – Yes
Very smart. – Yes
Intriguing personality. – Yes
Handsome (almost too much to handle in fact). – Absolutely
So let’s say he’s the total package.
There is no need to feel sorry for him!
Step 5: Dance with Alan – he’s even (almost) singing for you.
Listen to that soft silky voice and tell me you don’t want to Foxtrot, Tango, Quickstep, Samba…
Refuse to dance? I don’t think so!
Step 6: Confess that the obsession with Alan Rickman is bigger than you.
I hereby confess, there is no other Rickman than Alan, and I will worship him forever.
Step 7: Call yourself a Rickmaniac and be proud of it.
You are not alone!
Step 8: Find a way back to life.
Step 9: Take full responsibility.
You are sad and you have the goddamn right to be.
Step 10: Ask for help!
I’m there for you, I understand, I share your pain.
Don’t hesitate to let me know.
Be aware of the fact:
He doesn’t need a naked bald guy in gold coating to be gorgeous, he already is.
By the way, he has the sexiest hair in the world himself, so whatever you do – don’t panic!