The Perfect Gift For Everyone

Gift-Packing-BoxI finally figured it out and I’m sure I’ll certainly attain nirvana for that – probably the only real achievement in my whole life anyway!

And as I’m terribly proud of myself a generous person – every now and then –

I’ll share the secret to happy existence with you:

Make proper gifts!

finger traps

Someting that everybody benefits from – Chinese finger traps are the key.

It’s so simple I could cry – in fact I am …

Why didn’t I think of that,  you may wonder – don’t torture yourself – epiphanies may come late in life or never, but in any case they’re hard to remember when sober again.

Anyway, for those who are still drunk, I’ll explain, so stop puking for a moment or two.

It worksThey are foolproof!

You can give it to people you like – watch them having a good time.

A charitable gift for people you hate – watch them and you’ll have a good time (priceless watching people how to make more use of their feet)

Relax and watch the beauty of simplicity.

Anyone with a proper business plan feel free to contact me!

Mountain top

Meditating for month on a mountain top finally paid off!

But don’t pin me down on that – could have been drinking on a rooftop, too  – I have no clear memory about it.

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The Versatile Blogger Award – Yes I’m The Chosen One

EllaDee, this way to her abode

http://elladeewords.wordpress.com

has been sweet enough to nominate me for a Versatile Blogger Award!

I admit, it took me a while to get the gist, though.

As I understand it, the rules for accepting this award are as follows:

1. Thank the award-givers and link back to them in your post.

(No problem – piece of cake – done!)

2. Share 7 things about yourself.

(Damn, I knew there’s a fly in the ointment!)

3. Pass this award along to 15 or 20 of your favorite bloggers.

(Yes, I can do that – it’s always a good feelin’ to spread the love!)

4. Contact your chosen bloggers to let them know about the award.

(There goes my day and what’s left of my sanity!

Sometimes you gotta work hard for the money award.)

I’ve never even dreamed this would ever happen to me.

Dirt about me:

1. I consider myself a human being – on good days.

2. I do not believe in regret – I pity those who do – I go with denial.

3. I am not insensitive – only people who don’t understand me claim that.

4. I do admit I’m weird, sometimes, okay most of the time – but I’m mostly harmless.

5. I heard fame is very hard to deal with – I don’t care – I’d embrace anything that brings me closer to Alan Rickman (Now, that I’ve won my first award I’m on the right way I think, from here it’s just a small step to an Oscar.)

6. I can’t stand it when I run out of Fortune Cookies – how can anyone live without their wisdom?

7. I feel so dirty right now, I never thought I’d make so many confessions – without having slept with you first, at least.

Other Bloggers you might want to

haunt

stalk

check out:

http://naesnest.me/

http://deceitfulland.wordpress.com/

http://westendsingleton.wordpress.com/

http://london-survival.com/

http://yoyodyne.wordpress.com/

http://todayinhh.com/

http://dederants.wordpress.com/

http://faymoore.wordpress.com/

http://sherryfowlerchancellor.wordpress.com/

http://gimmeyummy.wordpress.com/

http://unlikelyexplanations.com/

http://youvebeenhooked.wordpress.com/

http://ronyaroshauthor.com/

http://belleofthecarnival.com/

http://magsx2.wordpress.com/

http://edwardhotspur.wordpress.com/

Anyway, cheer up folks, you just won yourselves a splendid award!

Path To Enlightenment

Picture by atomicjeep

Find it generally very hard to follow any kind of path, my CV shows that very clearly. But I’ve heard enlightenment (is that the way you spell it anyway?) is a good thing, therefore anybody should go for it.

Can’t get myself to practise Yoga, but I got me some Yogi tea (the stuff that Yoga Gurus drink) instead. Tastes like shit, now it dawns on me why they say, the path of enlightenment is a hard one. Yeah, you know what? So can be, the way to the bathroom, if you don’t make it in time.

Picture by Lauren Manning