Voices In My Head – The Voice Of Reason

You shouldn’t eat only ice cream throughout the whole day.

Why not, it’s just sitting in the freezer.

Don’t waste food, dear.

Yeah, you shouldn’t risk that it’s going bad.

Shut the fuck up, I know what I’m doing! 911 – I guess, I need an ambulance, please trace this call back.

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New Year’s Resolution

Picture by Stirling Council

Thought of having an happy and easy life. If anyone has a clue how to accomplish this, let me know. It’s urgent! Don’t know how long I can keep myself from screaming this place down.

Once I’m in a straight jacket, any kind of advice would be futile. And no, medication is out of the question, think of something else.