Hey Pal, Your Cadillac Isn’t In His Garage Anymore!

Did you know – you could offend people – by confirming something that they already should know?

Neither, did I!

I told him his pinstripe suit was looking very funny with his shoes.

He didn’t think so.

Therefore I felt the need to show some compassion.

All I said was:

I pity you, it must be really hard

facing life without a sense of humor. 

What I learned from this:

Well, you cannot force help to people, I suppose.

So, I decided, it’s probably better,

not to offend him again, by telling him:

Your fly is open!

After all, we’re no savages! I do my best to act civilised, most of the time, at least.

Nose-picking doesn’t count, right?