Being different is so hard!
All the attention you get is not really worth the trouble – unless of course, you know how to make money out of it.
Other people’s standards don’t fit you – nobody will ever reach your standards.
Exhausted from trying too hard to fit in – here I am – confessing.
I don’t mind the dark but too much sun is scary.
Moonlight is so much healthier no time limit, no sunscreen, no burning to ashes.
I don’t have a soft spot – my whole body is one soft spot – I am a very delicate creature, but I will not allow anyone to mess around with me!
Born under the sign of the Octopus.
That’s a well known fact in my home galaxy – here nobody seems to have heard of it!
Other signs don’t fit me.
I’m an Octopus damn it!
It’s like the mystery of why everybody knows the own star sign – but still claims – not to believe in it.
Facts and imperative stuff:
Once I grabbed something I won’t let go again – ever!
I like to cuddle real tight, real long, real hard – you can’t breathe – not my problem!
I don’t like being without water or without someone to cuddle!
I am a seriously misunderstood creature