As this winter is cold beyond belief, I decided to provide myself with a decent amount of turtlenecks.
Found a very good deal immediately:
Well, you can never go wrong with black, grey, brown, navy, salmon, gold and baby blue.
The last one – I wasn’t so sure about a puke-green –
they said it’s chartreuse.
I told them, I was fine with 7 – I’d have one for each day of the week, but they insisted, my collection wouldn’t be complete without.
They truely believed in that one, I could see their massive stack of chartreuse turtlenecks behind the curtain.
Actually, no matter what you purchased there, they would give you a chartreuse turtleneck for free.
Outside I almost ran over a terribly shivering chihuahua.
Well, sure these dogs are known to be neurotic, but I assumed something so tiny and naked might have some other problems, too.
I felt sorry for that poor creature.
It was perfect and the sleeves doubled up as a scarf.
The chihuahua could totally pull it off, I would never have looked as good as him in chartreuse.