This chain of happiness is unique, nothing else ever gave me the same kind of elevated mood.
No need to go out on a bad hair day, you can hide behind your computer, far more effective than sunglasses.
Can’t beat that!
Ordering – hilarious, 1st step of excitement kicks in
Delivery – feeling very excited, can’t wait to unbox
Reading – pure delight, feeling very smart and sophisticated; still excited, goosebumps
Aftermath – very happy, found it + made it mine + learned so much = great accomplishment
Therefore incredibly proud of myself!
You can’t beat buying books, because buying food sucks!
Had to try it though…
Bought crackers the other day:
Curious – packaging looks good, crackers in cute shapes, gonna try this new brand
Drop it into cart – don’t feel much excitement actually
Reading ingredients – suddenly I feel very dizzy, collapsing on kitchen floor, few hours later found the courage to take a bite
Aftermath – don’t appreciate the taste, can’t get rid of it though, already tried: gin, vodka, and whisky
I’m glad it worked out for others – the dog on the packaging looks very happy.
I’ll go back to buying books – they feed me so much more I feel!
Looser Or Not 