It’s not a crime to trip and fall one might think. Obviously not everybody thinks that way.
He did not only lose the ring, but also his patience not to mention his fiancé. I don’t blame the girl, you wouldn’t either, after seeing the guy.
He had no right to blame me for that and certainly none to punish my car!
I was chasing the guy, while he was chasing his ex-fiancé, when her quarterback of a brother, decided to come after me.
So, while they where foaming at the mouth, I tried to maintain some grace.
I don’t go screaming the place down – I curl up to fetal position and cover myself with a blanket.
I decided I’d stop squandering good manners to the ungrateful.
Don’t they know the rules of common courtesy?
How barbaric.
Would it kill you to show some compassion?
Tired by all that fuss, I suggested he should sort things out with her.
I mean really he’d probably just need to toss a rose onto her lap.
I’m pretty sure they did not suffer from rabies, but I wish I could say the same about derangement.