I never thought sleeping was a hard business – I kept falling asleep a lot in school.
But nowadays I seem to have severe problems in that department …
Monday: couldn’t sleep because I was freezing – too lazy to get up and grab another blanket
Tuesday: was sleeping with two blankets – too stupid to get rid of one during my nightmares, thanks to severe sweating dehydrated to some state of unconsciousness
Wednesday: went to bed early – big mistake should’ve had some dinner first, very hungry, in fact to hungry to get up and have midnight snack
Thursday: ate a lot so I wouldn’t suffer empty stomach – good idea carried out poorly, had to go to the bathroom every hour or so, not much sleep apart from the hour I doze off while on the john
Friday: severe insomnia caused by panic attacks whenever I saw my bed – took some valerian drops and slept on the sofa
I can’t help thinking I’m doing something fundamentally wrong here …