What I Failed At – Effective Healthcare

An apple a day keep’s the doctor away. Had 10 today couldn’t notice any repelling effect.

Does that make me a looser? I don’t know you tell me!

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35 thoughts on “What I Failed At – Effective Healthcare

  1. LOL… well, excess of everything is bad. πŸ˜›

    • Turber says:

      You think that is excessive? You don’t know my story with … nevermind … better I don’t tell it. Might make me look weird! πŸ˜‰

  2. Tilly Bud says:

    πŸ˜€ I love your logic πŸ™‚

  3. seakist says:

    Doesn’t make you a loser, but it should have made you a little looser — with all that additional fiber, you were due at least one extra bowel movement! πŸ™‚

  4. Apple’s contain Pectin which apparently is an suppresses the appetite. Although eating 10, by this logic means you should not have to eat for days!

  5. Dugutigui says:

    I’m giving you some 15 additional good news…
    1. Get whiter, healthier teeth
    2. Avoid Alzheimer’s
    3. Protect against Parkinson’s
    4. Curb all sorts of cancers
    5. Decrease your risk of diabetes
    6. Reduce cholesterol
    7. Get a healthier heart
    8. Prevent gallstones
    9. Beat diarrhea and constipation
    10. Neutralize irritable bowel syndrome
    11. Avert hemorrhoids
    12. Control your weight
    13. Detoxify your liver
    14. Boost your immune system
    15. Prevent cataracts
    And I’m not selling apples… πŸ™‚

  6. well, it depends what your doctor looks like too you know πŸ˜‰

  7. Teresa Cleveland Wendel says:

    I live in a town that claims to be “The Apple Capital of the World.”
    Wenatchee, Washington

    • Turber says:

      Really? I had no idea! Thanks for filling me in. People need to know about that, or they will only think about New York, New York … broaden your mind folks! πŸ™‚

  8. mindwarpfx says:

    At first I saw that you like black humor? Thinking to myself. ” Does this mean that he is selling charcoal cookies? ” I fell for that once! But now I take charcoal pills from the health-food-store. Shood have just read your blog and been done with all the hassle. Fun and funny. Will be back.
    All the best!

    • Turber says:

      Thanks, you’re very welcome to do so! I’m just a humble person who tries to help others, and actually thrilled to hear it even worked out. πŸ˜‰

  9. EllaDee says:

    10 apples? I don’t even need to ask if you’ve heard of moderation. The only way you should eat 10 apples is in a pie with lots of good cream. Note for next time.

  10. shehulkout says:

    Did you feel bloated after? Apples give me headaches on their own, always have!

  11. saraest says:

    Hey Turber, thanks for stopping by my blog! I had some chocolate today, do you think that will keep the doctor away too? (P.S. I really like your background graphics.)

  12. magsx2 says:

    Hi,
    Yes you got a smile. πŸ˜€
    10 apples, well logic tells me that you won’t have to see a doctor for a very long time, at least 10 days. πŸ™‚

  13. My wise old grandmother taught me that too much of anything is bad for you.

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