Doesn’t make you a loser, but it should have made you a little looser — with all that additional fiber, you were due at least one extra bowel movement! 🙂
I probably wouldn’t notice that anyway, every drop of liquid I consume wants to be set free usually within 20 minutes, I spent a lot of time in the bathroom you see. 😉
I’m giving you some 15 additional good news…
1. Get whiter, healthier teeth
2. Avoid Alzheimer’s
3. Protect against Parkinson’s
4. Curb all sorts of cancers
5. Decrease your risk of diabetes
6. Reduce cholesterol
7. Get a healthier heart
8. Prevent gallstones
9. Beat diarrhea and constipation
10. Neutralize irritable bowel syndrome
11. Avert hemorrhoids
12. Control your weight
13. Detoxify your liver
14. Boost your immune system
15. Prevent cataracts
And I’m not selling apples… 🙂
That’s an interesting point! Some people claim, it depends what bit you, others say it’s a great deal if it was before midnight. I’m a bit confused, so I guess I’ll just ignore it until next full moon, and see if I turn into something weird.
Really? I had no idea! Thanks for filling me in. People need to know about that, or they will only think about New York, New York … broaden your mind folks! 🙂
At first I saw that you like black humor? Thinking to myself. ” Does this mean that he is selling charcoal cookies? ” I fell for that once! But now I take charcoal pills from the health-food-store. Shood have just read your blog and been done with all the hassle. Fun and funny. Will be back.
All the best!
10 apples? I don’t even need to ask if you’ve heard of moderation. The only way you should eat 10 apples is in a pie with lots of good cream. Note for next time.
Hey Turber, thanks for stopping by my blog! I had some chocolate today, do you think that will keep the doctor away too? (P.S. I really like your background graphics.)
LOL… well, excess of everything is bad. 😛
You think that is excessive? You don’t know my story with … nevermind … better I don’t tell it. Might make me look weird! 😉
😀 I love your logic 🙂
Loving my logic means loving me – I thank you for both my dear! 😀
Doesn’t make you a loser, but it should have made you a little looser — with all that additional fiber, you were due at least one extra bowel movement! 🙂
I probably wouldn’t notice that anyway, every drop of liquid I consume wants to be set free usually within 20 minutes, I spent a lot of time in the bathroom you see. 😉
I’m so happy to hear that 🙂
I’m happy when you’re happy, dear! 😀
Apple’s contain Pectin which apparently is an suppresses the appetite. Although eating 10, by this logic means you should not have to eat for days!
Finally some good news! 😀
I’m giving you some 15 additional good news…
1. Get whiter, healthier teeth
2. Avoid Alzheimer’s
3. Protect against Parkinson’s
4. Curb all sorts of cancers
5. Decrease your risk of diabetes
6. Reduce cholesterol
7. Get a healthier heart
8. Prevent gallstones
9. Beat diarrhea and constipation
10. Neutralize irritable bowel syndrome
11. Avert hemorrhoids
12. Control your weight
13. Detoxify your liver
14. Boost your immune system
15. Prevent cataracts
And I’m not selling apples… 🙂
Wow, now I’m really scared – I don not plan on living forever! Suddenly I feel an urge for ice cream … *shivering already*
Do not worry, immortality is not included … 🙂
Good to hear, I was already worried when the muskrat bit me!
That depends where it bits you!
That’s an interesting point! Some people claim, it depends what bit you, others say it’s a great deal if it was before midnight. I’m a bit confused, so I guess I’ll just ignore it until next full moon, and see if I turn into something weird.
hahahaha!!!
Hey, I get credit for #9!
Take it, it’s yours! Or you might want to share? You guys have to figure it out though. 🙂
well, it depends what your doctor looks like too you know 😉
Lately, everybody resembles Alan Rickman, don’t know why! 😀
I live in a town that claims to be “The Apple Capital of the World.”
Wenatchee, Washington
Really? I had no idea! Thanks for filling me in. People need to know about that, or they will only think about New York, New York … broaden your mind folks! 🙂
At first I saw that you like black humor? Thinking to myself. ” Does this mean that he is selling charcoal cookies? ” I fell for that once! But now I take charcoal pills from the health-food-store. Shood have just read your blog and been done with all the hassle. Fun and funny. Will be back.
All the best!
Thanks, you’re very welcome to do so! I’m just
a humbleperson who tries to help others, and actually thrilled to hear it even worked out. 😉10 apples? I don’t even need to ask if you’ve heard of moderation. The only way you should eat 10 apples is in a pie with lots of good cream. Note for next time.
Thanks, I’ll try to remember that! But what about apple juice? Somehow I think you need a lot more apples for that…
Did you feel bloated after? Apples give me headaches on their own, always have!
So you don’t like apples? May I offer you something more healthy? Cookies, ice cream, gummy bears! 😉
Hey Turber, thanks for stopping by my blog! I had some chocolate today, do you think that will keep the doctor away too? (P.S. I really like your background graphics.)
I’d say anything that keeps you happy should serve that purpose! 😀
P.S.: You have good tastes.
Hi,
Yes you got a smile. 😀
10 apples, well logic tells me that you won’t have to see a doctor for a very long time, at least 10 days. 🙂
Yes, it seems like it’s not worth the effort! 😉
My wise old grandmother taught me that too much of anything is bad for you.
Perhaps, but I don’t think that applies to Alan Rickmann, right? How could anyone possibly get too much of his gorgeousness!