Sign Of The Octopus

Being different is so hard!

All the attention you get is not really worth the trouble – unless of course, you know how to make money out of it.

Other people’s standards don’t fit you – nobody will ever reach your standards.

Exhausted from trying too hard to fit in – here I am – confessing.

I do blush sometimes – but I really don’t want anybody mentioning it.

I don’t mind the dark but too much sun is scary.

Moonlight is so much healthier no time limit, no sunscreen, no burning to ashes.

I don’t have a soft spot – my whole body is one soft spot – I am a very delicate creature, but I will not allow anyone to mess around with me!

Octopus Love – click and laugh or cry it’s up to you

Born under the sign of the Octopus.

That’s a well known fact in my home galaxy – here nobody seems to have heard of it!

Other signs don’t fit me.

I’m an Octopus damn it!

It’s like the mystery of why everybody knows the own star sign – but still claims –  not to believe in it.

Facts and imperative stuff:

Once I grabbed something I won’t let go again – ever!

I like to cuddle real tight, real long, real hard – you can’t breathe – not my problem!

I don’t like being without water or without someone to cuddle!

I am a seriously misunderstood creature

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32 thoughts on “Sign Of The Octopus

  1. Nifti says:

    haha woderful read. Great Post.

  2. Becki says:

    Awesome! My astrological sign is Hedgehog. It’s too bad that that porn star perverted it so badly.

    • Turber says:

      Well, I might be able to provide help on that – you should consider checking out my next post – of course I can’t guarantee it to be perversion-free! 🙂

  3. Satis says:

    One of the most bizarre and misunderstood creatures of our planet. 40% of their brain is in their tentacles.

  4. Being different is cool. I liked it so much I married someone different too, and we had different children. No one understands us, but that’s the way we like it 🙂

  5. EllaDee says:

    Old eight legs, or whatever… are you able to predict the winners of the FIFA World Cup also?

  6. paralaxvu says:

    All of the above, and simply guffawed at the video…thanks!

  7. paralaxvu says:

    I had to reblog this on mine…hope you don’t mind!

  8. Different and delicious with a little Marinara!

  9. Lynn says:

    Don’t worry,I’m sure that people will always like you this way.Not me,because I am a vegetarian,you know.:) Cheers!!

  10. Christine. says:

    Hello Turber. I just popped by to deliver some news. I have nominated you for a beautiful blogger award. I know you’ve had a few in the past. (oops, that slipped out) but I thought it about time I let others see what I find great. 🙂

    • Turber says:

      Well, dear thank you I feel exceptionally flattered. It’s always so nice to be nominated (shows so much affection), I am very touched indeed. The reason why I can’t still add another award to my collection is here. 😀

  11. I sensed that you were sending out tentative tentacles as feelers for our reactions. Well, I found MUCH to hold onto in this post.

    • Turber says:

      Thank you, dear for your analysis – sharp to the point as always – guilty as charged! Do you care to share what you found? 😀

  12. Tess Kann says:

    Most deLIGHTful. The animation is terrific. What’s not to love?

    • Turber says:

      I don’t understand either how people could even think octopuses aren’t lovely creatures – probably the tentacles – they are scared by the tentacles. But one must consider how much more help they could provide when in demand: Give me a hand, dear! – Sure, no problem how about eight?!

  13. lexiconlover says:

    I prefer moonlight to sunlight. I don’t much like water, but miss having someone to cuddling with. Miss it more than sex in fact.

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